Dead African Master Means Big Money for Me

Received this email yesterday which successfully got through my spam filters and which I found so audaciously, ridiculously, pathetically interesting and funny that I wanted to share it. Italics are mine, and I've edited it for length. I'm so excited about this opportunity. How thoughtful of tina_gambo0@latinmail.com to contact me.

WITH DUE RESPACT DEAR FRIEND,

PLEASE I NEEDED YOUR PERSONAL HELP IN THIS MATTER, THIS ALHAJI DAHIRU J MUSA, IS A CITIZEN OF ABIDJAN COTE'D'IVOIRE WHO DIED ON THE RECENT CRISES IN THAT COUNTRY, THE REBELS IN THE CITY OF BOAKERY BOMBED ALHAJI MUSA'RECIDENCE DURING ONE OF THEIR RAIDS, HE AND ALL THE MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY WERE KILLED IN THAT BOMB INCIDENT, ALHAJI MUSA IS AN INTERNATIONAL BUSSINESS MAN AND A MAJOR SUPPLIER OF YAMAHA MACHINE PARTS IN THIS COUNTRY,

MR.DAHIRU J, MUSA, IN QUESTION, IS A CITIZEN OF ABIDJAN COTE'D'IVOIRE REPUBLIC OF IVORY COAST, WHY I MYSELF IS A REPUBLIC OF BURKINA FASO, WORKING WITH OUR CENTRAL BANK RESERVOIR ACCOUNT DEPOSITED PAYMENT SLIP SECURITY OFFICE, WHY MR.DAHIRU J MUSA, WAS CUSTOMER TO THIS OUR BANK WERE I AM WORKING, HE HAS BEING BANKING WITH THIS OUR BANK, BEFORE HE DIED IN THAT THERE COUNTRY RECENT CRISES BOMBED ATTACK,

SO BASED ON THIS, THE PERSONAL DRIVER TO THE DISEASED PERSON IN QUESTION, LATE MR.DAHIRU J, MUSA, WHOM HAS BEEN COMING TO OUR BANK HERE TO WITHDRAWAL MONEY AND DEPOSITED MONEY WITH HIS MASTER, DURING HIS MASTER LIFE TIME IN THIS WORLD, WHICH HE TOLD ME TO GO AHEAD FOR THE TRANSFERRING PROJECT, BECAUSE AS SOON AS THIS MONEY BEEN TRANSFER INTO YOUR POSITION BANK ACCOUNT, HE HAS HIS OWN PERCENTAGE WHICH WE AGREED UPON, AS SOME ONE WHOM GIVE ME THE INFORMATION’S ON SAID PROJECT, SO THAT EVERY ONE WHOM IS INVOLVE IN THIS TRANSFER PROJECT WILL BE HAPPY,

I CONTACTED YOU IN ORDER FOR US TO JOIN HAND AND MAKE SURE WE MOVE THIS MONEY IN OUR POSITION, JUST BEAR IN MINE THAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH A RELIABLE MAN WITH FAMILY, I AM GIVING YOU EVERY ASSURANCE IN THIS TRANSACTION, MY DEAR, WE WILL NOT ALLOWED THE BANK AUTHORITIES TO INHERIT THIS MONEY LIKE THAT, AS FAR AS THE PERSONAL DRIVER IS AWARE ABOUT THIS DEPOSITED MONEY BY HIS LATE MASTER,

THERE WILL BE NO PROBLEM MY DEAR, I AM WITH YOU UNTIL YOU HAVE THIS MONEY IN YOUR POSITION FOR OUR OWN GOOD OK.

PLEASE CONTACT ME THROUGH THIS MY ALTERNATIVE EMAIL ACCOUNT, (tina_gambo0@latinmail.com)

THANKS YOURS FAITHFULLY.
FROM MADAM KABOURE T. GAMBO.