Christmas Ditty

Last night we visited families in our neighborhood with this message:

'Twas a week before Christmas
And all through our Stake
We thought we'd find out
Just who was awake.

Perhaps you were nestled
All snug in your bed;
And the sound of the doorbell
Brought nothing but dread.

And when you discretely
Glanced from the curtain
And saw it was us,
Well you groaned, I am certain.

Maybe our visit here
Should be explained.
Don't think for a minute
You'll be entertained.

We had visions of caroling--
Our own little choir.
But calling us singers
Would make you a liar.

We considered performing
A play in three acts.
But as thespians go
We're a sad bunch of hacks.

It's not like we're visiting
The entire ward--
Just those that we thought
Might be home and be bored.

So let's get to the point,
Let's get right to the facts:
We wanted to come by
And bring you some snacks.

'Cause a week before Christmas
is a time that is right
To give you our love
On this cold snowy night.

And to bring you some sweets
And a bit of good cheer;
And wish Merry Christmas
And Happy New Year!